var quotes=new Array(); quotes[0]='"At least... he is at peace now. The rest of us will have to wait."

~ Larette Ivenhir'; quotes[1]='"Which perhaps had a great deal to do with the fact that, the first time we met, I was hired to kill him..."

~ Desdemona'; quotes[2]='"I am not a whore. I am not some backwoods trollop free with favors. I am revered for my body and my intelligence. Revered as a goddess by so many betters desperate for something other than girls raised on clotted cream. I have the blood of thousands of years of warriors. I am everything no one has the courage to be."

~ Chandrakanta'; quotes[3]='"Ah... well... this, oh this is nothing. You know why he wears the cloak? Because I beat him ugly."

~ Tindle VanMora '; quotes[4]='"Oy..." Chika complained, making a face. "I need a bath... ugh... I feel so violated! Being crammed into your yucky boobies! You could have asked if I\'d come, ya know! But nooooo, had to go cram Chika into your gigglies. Yuck, yuck, YUCK! And that serves you right, you crazy banshee, running like a bat out of hell."

~ Chika'; quotes[5]='"Oh... well, I hope you enjoy your trip to the bakery. Although I bet Yadira could make you a far better tart than any shop girl!"

~ Darie'; quotes[6]='That, young lady, is excessive... - Tell me, are you in the practise of entrusting strangers with your life so recklessly upon every first meeting? If we are to conduct business, I would ask that you try to use more intelligence and less melodrama... Or I may very well acquiesce your next impulsive offer... And I assure you... You will regret it...

~ Desdemona'; quotes[7]='"Oh! You think I\'m her nanny?" she laughed a little. "Well no wonder you need so many men with you, you’re horribly unobservant. I\'m not a Nanny. I\'m a cleric. Maybe you didn\'t notice the large war hammer or the magite? I thought they were fairly obvious, perhaps you should consider glasses. And an ear exam, I could have sworn I introduced myself as a servant of the Goddess. It\'s not good to let one\'s health fade, and I\'m sure you could afford the care."

~ Yadira Erleane'; quotes[8]='"Go ahead. Scream! The Gods won\'t hear you. Nobody will hear you! They care not for an insignificant worm like you! You\'re all alone! Not even your precious little Xeno will be able to save you from the fate I have in store for you."

~ Derrek, The Hope Slayer'; quotes[9]='He stood there, mouth still open, trying to figure out how to avoid certain death when Rhyn emerged, circling out from behind the others and striding across the wet sand. He was leading the grey mare and when Renaire saw him, he spoke without hesitation.

"He did it," the soldier said quickly, jabbing a finger at the celestial like a little kid.

~ Baron Renaire Tyr Anethlen'; quotes[10]='"Tastes just as positively awful as it smells! Seems to have no beneficial effect. Wait...- Sweems I whas whrong! Makess mwouwth lwose fweelingw!"

~ Kevin Festabul'; quotes[11]='"You said you were a bard... whoever taught you how to sing, if you paid them, you should get your money back. Or at least finish the lessons..."

~ Morgan Aryndell'; quotes[12]='"No, no the face!"

~ Palenom Xirran'; quotes[13]='"Oh please, go ahead, change to your nightclothes, if you wish so. You mistake me for a chaste prude like our paladin. I\'m more of an artiste; I know how to enjoy a work of art when I see one."

~ Silver'; quotes[14]='"That was not a request..."

~ Xeno'; quotes[15]='"A role model would be very important, so people don’t dwell on such ancient history! Prophecy, feh! We make our own history!"

~ Avril Navarre al Castile'; quotes[16]='"Shit. Captain Joyful my ass. I\'m not even going to the market. I\'m gonna go get myself lai-," Renaire stopped, blinking, then raised both eyebrows and looked at Tindle. "I don\'t suppose you-?" Then his brain caught up and he stopped himself. "Nah ... that was an inside joke, right? Pft! Geez. What does a man have to do to get breakfast around here anyway?"

~ Baron Renaire Tyr Anethlen'; quotes[17]='"No, it\'s tequila," Rhyn said sarcastically, quickly tucking the feather away. "But you\'re welcome too it if you can tell me the difference between a table and a chair."

~Rhyn Telar Kalenn'; quotes[18]='"Foolish little hunter. How long do you think you can play hero before everything comes tumbling down around you? You hunters all share the same stupidity that astounds even I. You are fighting for a lost cause! I have already won. Some day you shall see this and you will regret not accepting my generous offer!"

~ Gornaz Treimavu'; quotes[19]='"If you want to die so much, maybe I should just kill you here and take care of this hatred of yours." He growled fiercely. "Are you looking to kill yourself?" he squeezed a little harder, "I can take away the pain."

~ “Mack” Ioakim Jebediah Mackgar'; quotes[20]='Undressing for bed, the nerves sounded right through her voice making it almost twitter, Ok, come on, think, how am I going to do this. THINK. The paladin’s underwear was white, not particularly spectacular, but they kind of showed off his butt and a little bulgy thing in the front. Jack blinked. She was staring at his underwear. Not about that! Damnit, Jack, that is not what I meant when I said to think! Do not stare at Vargus in his undies!

~ Jacqueline Pelanon'; quotes[21]='"Hey, lad..." Otar began, "Since that whole Vivien incident, I\'ve been meaning to ask ye...and now it be all fine and dandy if ye are, but I really need to be knowin\'. Ye not be swingin\' for the other team, are ye?"

~ Otar Incerul Asan’tu'; quotes[22]='"Whatever it is you\'re feeling, know I am here to help any fellow dragoon in what way I can in this realm. However", cast from sight of the Black, the sparkling violet gaze hardened, "I do not view challenges lightly. Do not offer one to me unless you are prepared to fulfill that oath." ~ Asthus Raer’nais'; quotes[23]='"People of Paraguis!" He called out to the townsfolk. "Thank you so much for your ryn! You have made my friends and I very happy people today! And remember! Everyone deserves happiness! But for now, you all deserve shit!"

~ Cereth Leganon'; quotes[24]='"You know Miyale... you really have to stop doing this. I mean... I know I have a great ass!"

~ Morgan Aryndell'; quotes[25]='"I have witness things far more frightening than you could imagine, Elsyven. I don\'t need to believe you are weak. You are. But by all means, continue your delusions of being a great fighter. Don\'t blame me when you hurt yourself or get someone killed."

~ Nathan Mandra '; quotes[26]='"Of course,darling! If one looks good on you, then why not wear a dress? Men\'s clothing can look so dreadful at times!"

~ Palenom Xirran'; quotes[27]='"I do not follow. I observe. Twice I have saved you, Tindle VanMora. Twice you have shown such fear towards me. Such fickle beings, you humans are. Warned you; I had, back in that village. To beware the ugliness of hearts for often it is masked. Yet you ignored my warning. See now where your ignorance has brought you?"

~ The Shade'; quotes[28]='"Must be nice, to have memories of those you loved."

~ Xeno'; quotes[29]='"Well now, I guess we are done here then, aye? Get yer women and smelly arse horses off me ship!"

~ Captain Fihuln'; quotes[30]='"Yes, probably written by fang toothed monsters that eat small children. You only need to really worry if it’s been written in blood with a pen made from the hair of a newborn. Wait, is that blood?"

~ Avril Navarre al Castile'; quotes[30]='"Clean? CLEAN!?" The mephit was the image of self-righteous indignation, gesticulating furiously. "I do not clean! Cleaningz izz for zhe womanz!"

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